The Purrfectly Ponderous Companion
Being a cat is a calling. It's about the art of napping in patches of light, mastering the purrfectly evolved craft of hunting that elusive red dot, and always sensing when it's time for a scrumptious meal. Rule Number One: Your humans are here to serve your every need, be it gentle pets Contemplate the world from a lofty perch. It's all about